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In case anyone hasn't heard yet, (not that anyone who used to listen here actually does any more) I have a blog now! It focuses on RPG design. I plan to update between tuesday evening and thurssday morning. I'm working on a big post about RPG theory, but it looks like it'l be another two weeks 'till it's ready. (Overambitious) Till then, i'm posting buffers. The first one is taken from here, so you've probably read it already. Anyways, I don't plan to post here anymore, aside from rambling nonsense I'd rather not be too widely available. 

  • Listening to: ...Nothing.
  • Reading: The Future
  • Watching: The past.
  • Playing: with your mind.
  • Eating: Inspiration.
  • Drinking: Knowledge.
Is it really so fucking much to ask that my computer, in its entirety, be made pocket-size?

That's what I was expecting with my new galaxy- and don't get me wrong, it is leaps and bounds closer to what I want than the old iphone was.

It still isn't what I want though.

Its priorities are all fucked up.

It has a file browser but it's so rudimentary it's basically non-functional unless I manage my files via my computer. Why can't I change the default save destination folder? Why can't I just DECIDE where my files save when I save them? Why can't I do mass file moves? Why can't I decrompress files? Why do my pdfs STILL crash my phone?

Sure, live backgrounds are cool, but they don't MATTER.

Why is the screen brightness control- the single most essential tool to stealth phone use- hidden behind at least five screen transitions?! Should it not be readily available at the touch of a single button, IF ANY AT ALL?

Sure, screen gesture controls are cool, but none of them do anything useful, and of the ones I might use, none of them work! And the ones that do are all limited to only two apps which I don't use!
  • Listening to: ...Nothing.
  • Reading: The Future
  • Watching: The past.
  • Playing: with your mind.
  • Eating: Inspiration.
  • Drinking: Knowledge.


Jeffrey Alexander Malcolmson
Age is important to me, in regards to the level of work I put out, because I am finite. I will eventually die. I am working on a time limit and I need to get as much done while my body can still do work, before I start to lose my body and mind to the corrosion of age. Before my hands are crippled by arthritis, preventing me from doing delicate art work. Before my mind is destroyed by alzheimer's or whatever I wind up getting. I need to take advantage of the excessive emotions a young mind produces, to work with overwhelming passion.

Art may be my trade, but it is not my goal. If art was my goal, I'd be done by now.

I have things to do.

Current Residence: The 4plex next to the arena in Sylvan Lake Alberta
Favourite genre of music: I like what I like. No single genre can satisfy my taste.
Favourite photographer: Nobody in specific at the moment.
Operating System: Windows 7 is satan's ballsack.
MP3 player of choice: 4 gig Hip Street mp3 player bought at a Wal*Mart checkout lane!
Shell of choice: I like crab shells. I mean, they have armor on thier eyes, even!
Wallpaper of choice: A photo of a horrible car accident involving a man and his new and now dead and bloody wife.
Skin of choice: Mine, but sometimes I wear other peoples'.
Favourite cartoon character: WAY too many to list here.
Personal Quote: "I would rather go to hell as myself, than go to heaven as a pawn for a book."

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lilfix Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012  Professional Filmographer
[link] trailer
gxdgraphics Featured By Owner May 10, 2012
BTW, Happy 8 Months Jeff and Nancy!
gxdgraphics Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
Hi Jeff, how are things? Haven't heard from you for a long time. :-)
williamsquid Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
Thanks for the fav!
Karantinos Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
thanks for the favs!
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